George

And when George went to try on that awful sweater from the Eighties, guess what he found in the pocket?

Jamal

Jamal was so excited to be on the cover of "Terrorist Monthly".

Harlan

Harlan had an interesting way of hitting on the chicks. But somehow they always bit.

Uncle Jimmy

Just when the family reunion couldn't get any more awkward, Uncle Jimmy dragged out his accordian and began belting out "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road".

Hatfield County

The inbreeding that went on in Hatfield County led to some unpleasant results.

Jeoury 7

The inhabitants of Jeoury 7 had a distinctive way of showing their displeasure.

Shuttlecraft

In leaner times, Starfleet had to make do with older equipment.

Glenda

Glenda and the possible dads posed for a publicity still before appearing on "Maury".

Hank

Despite the warning, Hank wondered if he should just get out there and boogie.

Bob, Neil and Eric

That sound of people's heads exploding always made Bob, Neil and Eric laugh whenever they got together.

Jerry, Marcy and the kids

Although Marcy insisted she'd always been faithful, Jerry just had this nagging feeling.

Christine

Then her parents decided to see if a mullet would distract people from Christine's face.

Elroy

Suddenly, Elroy knew why his mama always said, "it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye".

Lineup

Let's face it. They all have PMS, so any one of them could have done it.

Bimbo

But hey, as long as the bimbo was okay in bed, who cares if there was no light on upstairs? Right?

Matthew

But when it dawned on Matthew that his blushing bride would someday look like -- that, it was too late. The vows had been said.

Trash

No, actually, it's not the trash can that's out of place in this picture.

East Side Boyz

The downside of long hair is that you might actually look pretty. The downside of looking pretty is running across the East Side Boyz at night.

Vacation

But whatever you do, don't ask about their family vacation.

Miley

Since there was nothing that said it was just a rumor that Miley Cyrus was coming to their school, the local girls decided to prepare for the possibility.

Harry

It didn't work -- the neighborhood kids could still tell that Harry was a creep. Kids are smart like that.

Dirk

Dirk never did figure out that the punk mohawk didn't go with the sailor suit. I wonder what Rick James would have said about it.

Gut

Since Mom's passing, Dad was too preoccupied with holding in his gut to recognize the trouble signs in the family.

Chris

If there isn't reincarnation, then explain how Chris Farley made it back.

Science

Peer pressure is one of the strongest forces known to science.

Billy and Johnny

Billy and Johnny were doomed, because they were going to grow up either looking like her, or him.

Mortgage

Ironically appropriate, since their mortgage was underwater, too.

Leslie

Leslie was inconsolable. Somewhere in the world, a little birdie was dying.

Finger

You couldn't quite put your finger on it, but you could always tell Groucho Marx's great-grandkids.

Cammie

When Cammie insisted we call it her "office", we knew that some day we'd end up working for her.

Last

This is usually the last thing her babysitters ever saw.

Slide

Why don't ya slide on over this way, big boy.

Know

"We know what it says, but we're keeping you anyway."

Thief

"Did the thief have any unusual identifying markings?"

Billy Bob

Billy Bob was arrested on suspicion of wearing a mullet. All accused are considered innocent until proven guilty.

Trouble

"You are so in trouble when we get home."

"Oh yeah? Who started it?"

"Just keep it up, smiling boy."

Back

"Dude, you got a big blue thing on your back."

Raoul

Everybody loved having Raoul around -- the girls to have a gay guy friend, the boys to have someone to beat up.

Victor

Victor had mastered the art of casual cigarette-dangling. Now he just needed to work on the actual smoking part.

Gately

I'd ask you which of the Gately sisters is on Prozac, but it's so obvious. The other one is on Zoloft.

Caption

I can't think of a caption for this one, but I just had to post it.

Dis

In my home in Turkey, all men, dey look like dis.

Justin

"Dreamy? He was Justin-Bieber dreamy! Or maybe Edward-Cullen dreamy! Or maybe Edward-with-a-hint-of-Jacob-dreamy. Let's go back to Justin."

Resist

I usually don't give money to panhandlers, but I just couldn't resist this guy.

Mr. Hinogawa

Mr. Hinogawa wondered if he was giving the 4th form girls too much homework.

Psychopathy

The true cause of psychopathy in infants would have a surprising (but not, really, when you thought about it) source.

Vinnie

"I'd like to thank my hairdresser, my --"

"Psst! Vinnie! Sit down! This is a funeral!"

Pete

Pete's eyes went like then when he first saw the iPad, and they've been stuck that way ever since.

Emo

I'm not coming out until all those mean emo kids go away.

Superior

Mother Superior had better keep an eye on that one.