Lineup

Let's face it. They all have PMS, so any one of them could have done it.

Bimbo

But hey, as long as the bimbo was okay in bed, who cares if there was no light on upstairs? Right?

Matthew

But when it dawned on Matthew that his blushing bride would someday look like -- that, it was too late. The vows had been said.

Trash

No, actually, it's not the trash can that's out of place in this picture.

East Side Boyz

The downside of long hair is that you might actually look pretty. The downside of looking pretty is running across the East Side Boyz at night.

Vacation

But whatever you do, don't ask about their family vacation.

Miley

Since there was nothing that said it was just a rumor that Miley Cyrus was coming to their school, the local girls decided to prepare for the possibility.

Harry

It didn't work -- the neighborhood kids could still tell that Harry was a creep. Kids are smart like that.

Dirk

Dirk never did figure out that the punk mohawk didn't go with the sailor suit. I wonder what Rick James would have said about it.

Gut

Since Mom's passing, Dad was too preoccupied with holding in his gut to recognize the trouble signs in the family.

Chris

If there isn't reincarnation, then explain how Chris Farley made it back.

Science

Peer pressure is one of the strongest forces known to science.

Billy and Johnny

Billy and Johnny were doomed, because they were going to grow up either looking like her, or him.

Mortgage

Ironically appropriate, since their mortgage was underwater, too.

Leslie

Leslie was inconsolable. Somewhere in the world, a little birdie was dying.

Finger

You couldn't quite put your finger on it, but you could always tell Groucho Marx's great-grandkids.

Cammie

When Cammie insisted we call it her "office", we knew that some day we'd end up working for her.

Last

This is usually the last thing her babysitters ever saw.

Slide

Why don't ya slide on over this way, big boy.

Know

"We know what it says, but we're keeping you anyway."

Thief

"Did the thief have any unusual identifying markings?"

Billy Bob

Billy Bob was arrested on suspicion of wearing a mullet. All accused are considered innocent until proven guilty.

Trouble

"You are so in trouble when we get home."

"Oh yeah? Who started it?"

"Just keep it up, smiling boy."

Back

"Dude, you got a big blue thing on your back."

Raoul

Everybody loved having Raoul around -- the girls to have a gay guy friend, the boys to have someone to beat up.

Victor

Victor had mastered the art of casual cigarette-dangling. Now he just needed to work on the actual smoking part.

Gately

I'd ask you which of the Gately sisters is on Prozac, but it's so obvious. The other one is on Zoloft.

Caption

I can't think of a caption for this one, but I just had to post it.

Dis

In my home in Turkey, all men, dey look like dis.

Justin

"Dreamy? He was Justin-Bieber dreamy! Or maybe Edward-Cullen dreamy! Or maybe Edward-with-a-hint-of-Jacob-dreamy. Let's go back to Justin."

Resist

I usually don't give money to panhandlers, but I just couldn't resist this guy.

Mr. Hinogawa

Mr. Hinogawa wondered if he was giving the 4th form girls too much homework.

Psychopathy

The true cause of psychopathy in infants would have a surprising (but not, really, when you thought about it) source.

Vinnie

"I'd like to thank my hairdresser, my --"

"Psst! Vinnie! Sit down! This is a funeral!"

Pete

Pete's eyes went like then when he first saw the iPad, and they've been stuck that way ever since.

Emo

I'm not coming out until all those mean emo kids go away.

Superior

Mother Superior had better keep an eye on that one.

Herbie

Herbie was doing his "Jungle Book" imitation for the camera when all these ballerinas and their coach totally photobombed the picture.

Banana

Tell ya what, kid, throw in two jars of banana and one more jar of peaches, and you got yourself a deal.

Grandma

Don't worry about Grandpa's gun, it's not loaded. Or is that Grandma?

Rule

Sure, we're old, but today's kids absolutely rule in the area of lameness.

Mania

That was the year "Idol" mania swept the country, and America would never be the same.

Cassandra

No, no -- more clueless, more vapid. Think "I'm an airhead", Cassandra. I know -- pretend you're blonde. There! That's it! Now you're ready for Air Force One.

Doris

After all, Doris is the mother of two little boys.

Time

Ladies: when doing this sounds like a good idea, it's time to call it a night.

Taylor

And that's when Taylor found out that his ill nose ring was actually a towel ring from Target.

Chocolate

"Don't lie to me. You've got chocolate on you -- I can smell it. Hand it over."

Emma

"Don't worry, Emma. Like I said, just get the private-school education at Nightingale, Windward, and St. Luke’s; the party frocks from Bonpoint; the year abroad in France -- and then you'll be invited to some parties."

Gary Coleman

And the grand prize for Best Ray Charles Imitation By A Barbeque Grill goes to Gary -- uh -- Coleman.

Cute

Sssh. They're so cute when they're not texting.